We wake up at 8:00 a.m. (5:00 a.m. Nevada time) to the phone ringing. It is Sunday, and we are supposed to go to church with Aaron's brother and his family at 9:00. Yeah, not going to happen...
Plan B: "Let's go to the Ward that meets at 1:00."
Deborah runs downstairs in pajamas (and no foundation undergarment) to gather something for breakfast from the 'Hometouch Breakfast Buffet' as all three boys are passed out on the beds and the buffet closes in 10 minutes .
Deborah returns with a shockingly large plate of biscuits with sausage gravy,"Cheerios" (Fruit Loops), milk, and a banana.
Finally the natives stir (minus HY) and we manage to get everybody in church appropriate attire.
Aaron wakes HY.
HY whines and walks around in a daze searching for the "Trains outside" (a carryover memory from a previous stay in San Diego)
Deborah finally coaxes HY into a tie by promising an entire bag of microwave popcorn for breakfast.
12:55, we leave our hotel room.
Aaron mumbles all the way to the car. "We can't EVER get to church on time!!!"
Deborah appoints herself as navigator since she was the most coherent family member when Heather gave directions at 9:00a.m.
Deborah quickly realizes that she was "more tired than [she] thought" when taking directions as we have difficulty finding the first street.
HY munches happily away on his entire bag of microwave popcorn and cup of Fruit Loops.
We pass by the Arlington Cemetery and take the exit to the Pentagon. Read: Away from Arlington, Virginia. "Maybe this exit will go back in a loop or something."
EZ puts in a request for a "morning snack."
EZ's request goes unheeded for the moment.
Deborah's chipper comments about how beautiful the scenery is and how "at least we are having a nice drive" start to visibly annoy Aaron who is intent on getting us to Church before Monday.
Thirty minutes later we are back to our hotel after a lovely drive through our Nation's Capital.
Plan C: Skip church (which is almost over anyway) and go straight to Ashley and Heather's. (Back to Deborah's scrawled directions.)
We find Wilson Boulevard and drive straight for twenty minutes trying to find Manchester.
We take several exploratory excursions away from Wilson trying to jog Aaron's memory of where Ashley's home is. "We're close...I can feel it."
EZ's requests for sustenance start to jangle Daddy's nerves.
EZ enjoys Mommy's finger for the remainder of the trip.
HY + popcorn = happy silence.
We finally pull over and have "Family Prayer."
Minutes later, we pull up at Ashley's home.
We spend the remainder of the day enjoying the cool weather and the fact that we are not feeling our way around Virginia anymore.
Aaron and Ashley mapquest several places so our "Sunday Drive" will not be repeated.
We return to the Hotel happy and rejuvenated.
6 comments:
ha! Me gusta. :) Let's play. Come to Idaho. I swear I'll give you great directions. ;)
I got lost in DC after picking my sister up at the airport at like 1:00 in the morning and I didn't think I would ever make it back to Maryland. You can seriously go from one freeway and exit to another freeway and be going in circles for hours. We've decided that while we are living out here, one of our next "big" purchases will be a GPS. I totally feel your pain.
You know that scene in the Incredibles where he's driving the car and asking her for directions? Yeah, I about peed my pants...it's one of the things we usually fight about.
Deb,
That makes me laugh so hard! I can just see Aaron biting his lip while chaos begins to abound! ;)
Cute Boys, Deborah! Your mom gave me your blog address. I have one, too. I can't believe you have two little boys. Last time I saw you was when you were pregnant the first time. Crazy. Life sure goes by fast.
Alexis
Aaron and Deb, great to see your blog and catch up on you a bit!
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